Do Not Read This Post For New 2010 Honda VFR 1200 News
It seems like the same old news circulates around the blogosphere these days. The same spy shots, the same hot stories about new bike models or the demise of old ones. There doesn’t always seem to be room in the motorcycle blog world for the little guy who doesn’t peddle up to the minute industry news to compete. Well damn it, I may not have any hot scoops, I may not be able to help you fix your fuel injection but what I can do is be snarky. So with that, I give you:
2010 Honda VFR 1200 Haiku
hideous land beast
ugly giant can mocks me
moshi moshi fug
Sixteen thousand clams
have you lost your blessed mind
no free centerstand
my poor eyes they burn
Interceptor waves goodbye
foul rancid dumpling
Please – Join me with some VFR haiku of your own below!
Kinda looks like mine
Looks like a real bitch to fix
Just not into it
I think that I’ve had
Girlfriends smaller than that can
What’s with all the chrome?
LOL! Too funny, I can’t resist.
Runes and new Viffers
together in the showroom:
alone and unloved
Could it be Shamu?
No, it’s just a VFR
slogging down the lane
dear bolty stacy
mad props to your haiku-foo
i forgot the Rune!
My sons may wonder
“Daddy, did people really
ride things this ugly?”
@Tom
Viffer makes boys cry
Two Thousand Ten Shamu bike
Shield their little eyes
I have a soft spot
for that which you make fun of
I’ve owned two of them
A nose like a pug
With continent sized fairings
I would still ride it
Maybe I’m foolish
And it’s really that ugly
I drank the kool-aid
The gear driven cams
Gave the VFR it’s sound.
Until the fifth-gen.
Poor little Novos
Clinging to VFRs passed
merely a shadow
@novos: I’m assuming you own two real VFRs, unless you’re from the future. Are you? The “new” VFR is a shadow of its former glory. Thus, the mocking.
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Not a haiku but how about Fishbone lyrics?
U-G-L-Y you ain’t got no alibi, you’re just ugly
Cross my heart, hope to die, stick a needle in my eye,
you’re just ugly
U-G-L-Y you ain’t got no alibi, you’re just ugly
U-G-L-Y you ain’t got no alibi, you’re just ug, ugly
ugly
With a Vtec yet. Pff.
@ Fuzz
You’re probably right
I remember the good ol’ days
of cool VFR’s
What’s with the fairings
Jesus that thing is ugly
It hurts my feelings
Deluded Honda
Jealous of Beemer cycles
made an ugly bike
I wrote this one just for novos.
Honda’s new Viffer:
looks like an acquired taste,
but sure sounds pretty.
See, I can be nice! 😛
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die voorkant is leliker as ‘n ou vrou se poes!
[edit] Fuzzygalore:
Good thing I have a friend who speaks Dutch:
‘That front looks uglier than an old woman’s p***y’.
How charming!
Saw one at the Honda dealers today. With that hump in the tank it looks like a camel. God it’s ugly.
pretty VFR
use those study hall drawings
add more shiny chrome