Tagged: Haiku


Dollar Store Haiku: The Sequel

They make me afraid scary pink turtleneck wangs too close to the bums why have they made you eerily looming above ceramic penis oh sweet dollar store your treasures always amaze one hundred pennies


Dollar Store Haiku: Candy Trickery

Yummy Snickers bar My Dollar Store treasure pot 3 for one dollar What is going on? Why do my eyes deceive me? Surely, you must jest. Evil game played here Dastardly plan of trickery,...