Some time around midday I pulled us off of the BRP around Roanoke, Virginia. When we finally stopped at the first traffic light we’d seen all day, Kenny looked at me quizzically and slowly said, “um,… wherrrrre are we going?”

Foolish boy. After all this time, he still has to ask?

I happen to have the GPS waypoint file-y thing-a-ma-bob from Roadside America. So, Satan’s Compass (GPS) had hipped me to the fact that there was a muff in our midst. Actually, I’m lying. I knew it was there before we even left New York. I’m weird like that.

Sweet, sweet, blue-eyed Bunyan. Face… peeling. ::sigh::

Get with the program people! Respect the muff!

More Posts from the Trip:

• Southern Trip Stats - Y'all Come Back Now, Hear?
• Day 1: Dipping Below the Mason-Dixon Line
• Day 2: Smooth Sailing on the Blue Ridge Parkway
• Day 2: Detour to the Roanoke Muffler Man
• Day 2: The Mile High Club at Grandfather Mountain
• Day 3: Riding Through Blue Ridge Parkway Tunnels
• Day 3: Blue Ridge Parkway Pit Stop - Breakfast at Mount Mitchell
• Day 3: The Highest Elevation on the Blue Ridge Parkway Motor Road
• Day 3: Wheels Through Time Museum - Photo Gallery
• Sights from the Road: The Cherokee Muffler Man
• Sights From the Road: Greatest Car in the Universe v4.0 - Mufflermobile
• Day 4: We Had Georgia on Our Minds
• Day 4: NC 209 With a Little Luck
• Sights From the Road: Goats on the Roof
• Snapshot: My Navigation System
• MotoPhoto: Don't You Just Love it When the Road Does That?
• Day 5: TN421 - Grabbing the Snake by the Tail
• Roadside Sights: Pal's Sudden Service
• Check One Off The To Do List: Backbone Rock
• Day 5: Stung on the Back of the Dragon
• Roadside Snapshot: The Big Little Apple of Thaxton, Virginia
• Day 6: The Motorcycle Adventures of the Bearded Lady
• Snapshot: Southern Trip Souvenirs
• Day 7: Mixed Nuts and a Reformed Jackass on the Loose in West Virginia
• Beware - It's The Devils Road!
• Space, The Final Frontier - These are the Voyages of the Fuzzship Tigerprise