I may have to start rethinking my penchant for visiting roadside statues.
Just check out the cold, dead eyes on these two.
And that poor kid… I’m not sure what’s more tragic; the headless doll, her haircut or the fact that she looks like she’s listening to the ocean in her mom’s pelvis like a giant seashell.
What do you think the pie is stuffed with? The souls of kittens? The hopes and dreams of children? The doll’s head?
By the looks of things in the (tres manly) shoe department, zombie pie lady must pull away from her bolts nightly, leaving her lofty perch behind to terrorize unsuspecting townspeople.
I hope they didn’t haunt my topbox.
Pie lady – so scary, so wrong, SO RIGHT!
If you want to visit scary pie people:
115 West Coal St.
Roadside Treasure Map