Day 28: Oh No! Should Mr. Bill Go Bye-Bye? #29in29
Not long after I got my DRZ, I picked up a bendy Mr. Bill in a Cracker Barrel in Alabama. He seemed like the perfect mascot for me and my bike, considering how he was always getting crushed, flattened and mangled.
When we were out riding our dirt bikes over the weekend, a potentially new mascot came in to my life for my new bike. He was laying amongst the dirt and debris. A diamond in the rough, if you will.
He’s a bit more rough and tumble than Mr. Bill. It’s hard to turn down a guy wearing little more than a sweet 80’s ‘stache, underpants and cowboy boots. You’ve been there, right?
Mr. Bill IS a classic, but hey, a space cowboy superhero masquerading as a ’70s porn star is pretty sweet!
Just look at Mr. Husky. He’s all… ‘Hey, baby. You know you want some of this.’ 😆
Perhaps Mr. Bill should be your Tiger mascot. Mr. Husky (aka space-cowboy-superhero-70s-porn-star-man) should ride the Husky. But I think you should call him J.H. (for John Holmes) Your guy could be Juan Holmes!
Don’t you just love shopping in Cracker Barrel?
They really did have quite a curious assortment of weird things in there!
I haven’t the foggiest where the closest CB would be from here.
Is the trap door on his chest hiding a pink lacy bra?
Could be – and that’s fine by me 🙂
Ha, love the comments so far.
You just never know what you are going to find when you look down. I think I’m going to have to agree with Doug here. He does look like a space cowboy superhero masquerading as a ’70s porn star. Priceless.
*bomp-chicka-bow-bow* 😆
When that little husky guy appeared, I thought it was Chuck Norris.
Chloe did too 🙂
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Fuzz I think you should put Mr. Bill on the Tiger and the porn star on your husky. LOL. I think I need to find a mascot for Scarlet.
The mascot will find you 🙂
Porn Stache FOR THE WIN!
Would it be terribly inappropriate for me to call attention to the *snicker* penetrating blue eyes? 🙂
Adios Mr. Bill there is a new sheriff in town!
Aye aye aye aye ::fires 6 gun into air:::
Fuzzy:
OKay, you can’t have all the fun, now I need to find “wonder woman”, guys need a mascot too
bob
Riding the Wet Coast
😆 I have a Wonder Woman on my office door, Bob 🙂
Ok, I just ruined my keyboard splattering juice all over it. A porn star Magnum action figure in undies and cowboy boots for the Husky? Marvelous!