Day 28: Oh No! Should Mr. Bill Go Bye-Bye? #29in29

Not long after I got my DRZ, I picked up a bendy Mr. Bill in a Cracker Barrel in Alabama. He seemed like the perfect mascot for me and my bike, considering how he was always getting crushed, flattened and mangled.

When we were out riding our dirt bikes over the weekend, a potentially new mascot came in to my life for my new bike. He was laying amongst the dirt and debris. A diamond in the rough, if you will.

He’s a bit more rough and tumble than Mr. Bill. It’s hard to turn down a guy wearing little more than a sweet 80’s ‘stache, underpants and cowboy boots. You’ve been there, right?

So – What Do You Think?

Mr. Bill?

My Mr Bill Mascot

Mr. Husky?

Mr. Husky


Rachael is the whimsical writer behind the 20+ year old Girlie Motorcycle Blog. As a freelance blogger, she is on a mission to inspire laughter, self-examination, curiosity, and human connection. Girlie Motorcycle Blog can be found on several Best Motorcycle Blog lists.

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19 Responses

  1. Mr. Bill IS a classic, but hey, a space cowboy superhero masquerading as a ’70s porn star is pretty sweet!

  2. Perhaps Mr. Bill should be your Tiger mascot. Mr. Husky (aka space-cowboy-superhero-70s-porn-star-man) should ride the Husky. But I think you should call him J.H. (for John Holmes) Your guy could be Juan Holmes!

    Don’t you just love shopping in Cracker Barrel?

  3. DUC748 says:

    Is the trap door on his chest hiding a pink lacy bra?

  4. Trobairitz says:

    Ha, love the comments so far.

    You just never know what you are going to find when you look down. I think I’m going to have to agree with Doug here. He does look like a space cowboy superhero masquerading as a ’70s porn star. Priceless.

  5. Crudmop says:

    When that little husky guy appeared, I thought it was Chuck Norris.

  6. I have got to stop reading these posts while drinking coffee! This is the second time this morning I have had to wipe up spilled coffee after splorfing it all from reading blog posts. Check out

    Fuzz I think you should put Mr. Bill on the Tiger and the porn star on your husky. LOL. I think I need to find a mascot for Scarlet.

  7. Porn Stache FOR THE WIN!

  8. Glantern says:

    Adios Mr. Bill there is a new sheriff in town!

  9. bobskoot says:


    OKay, you can’t have all the fun, now I need to find “wonder woman”, guys need a mascot too

    Riding the Wet Coast

  10. SonjaM says:

    Ok, I just ruined my keyboard splattering juice all over it. A porn star Magnum action figure in undies and cowboy boots for the Husky? Marvelous!

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