Dollar Store Haiku: The Sequel

They make me afraid
scary pink turtleneck wangs
too close to the bums

why have they made you
eerily looming above
ceramic penis

oh sweet dollar store
your treasures always amaze
one hundred pennies


Rachael is the whimsical writer behind the 20+ year old Girlie Motorcycle Blog. As a freelance blogger, she is on a mission to inspire laughter, self-examination, curiosity, and human connection. Girlie Motorcycle Blog can be found on several Best Motorcycle Blog lists.

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1 Response

  1. OG says:

    So, umm, how many did ya buy?

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