5 Fun Facts About Motorcycles

5 Fun Facts About Motorcycles

Here are a few fun facts that I’ve learned through the experience of riding a motorcycle over the last 20+ years.

1. Motorcycles Help You Meet New People. Or Not.

Motorcycles are two-wheeled friend machines. They make it easy to meet new people to hang out with and talk to. Feel like having some company? Easy-peasy.

Hell, they even help you meet people you don’t want to talk to!

Looking to get away from everyone and everything? Don’t forget that any time you need it, your motorcycle can help you find solitude, too.

Finding solitude in Death Valley – January 1, 2017

2. You Won’t Need to Bring Sexy Back. With Motorcycles, Sexy Never Left!

You know it, I know it, everybody knows it. Motorcycles immediately make you sexy. Maybe even too sexy for your shirt, or quite possibly so sexy it hurts.

hawt.

3. They’ll Magically Make You Cool

On the first night of motorcycle ownership, you are visited by a majestic unicorn as you slumber. With a toss of its mane, the unicorn sprinkles supercharged glitter into the air. When you awake in the morning, you are 104% cooler than you were the day before. It’s science.

Prior to riding motorcycles, I ate baloney sandwiches on white bread, shopped at the Gap and played pinochle on Tuesdays. Just look at me now! Thanks, motorcycles!


4. Motorcycles Will Help You Earn a Degree in Badassery

Riding a motorcycle will make you a badass. Rain, mud, sand, water, cold, dead of night? Psssh. Whatevs. Bring it!

And if you keep riding long enough you may reach the point of enlightenment where you go full Honey Badger. You think the honey badger cares? It doesn’t give a shit.

5. They’ll Take You to the Moon, Past the Second Star to the Right and Straight on ‘Til Morning

True story.

The Neufenen Pass – Switzerland

How About You?

What fun stuff have you learned along the way?

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