5 Fun Facts About Motorcycles
Here are 5 fun facts that I’ve learned through the experience of riding a motorcycle over the last 20+ years.
1. Motorcycles Help You Meet New People. Or Not.
Motorcycles are two-wheeled friend machines. They make it easy to meet new people to hang out with and talk to. Feel like having some company? Easy-peasy.
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Maybe a less fun fact, but – hell, motorcycles will even help you meet people you don’t want to talk to!
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Looking to get away from everyone and everything? Don’t forget that any time you need it, your motorcycle can help you find solitude, too.
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2. You Won’t Need to Bring Sexy Back. With Motorcycles, Sexy Never Left!
You know it, I know it, everybody knows it. Motorcycles immediately make you sexy. Maybe even too sexy for your shirt, or quite possibly so sexy it hurts.
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3. They’ll Magically Make You Cool
On the first night of motorcycle ownership, you are visited by a majestic unicorn as you slumber. With a toss of its mane, the unicorn sprinkles supercharged glitter into the air. When you awake in the morning, you are 104% cooler than you were the day before. It’s science.
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Prior to riding motorcycles, I ate baloney sandwiches on white bread, shopped at the Gap and played pinochle on Tuesdays.
Just look at me now!
Thanks, motorcycles!
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4. Motorcycles Will Help You Earn a Degree in Badassery
Riding a motorcycle will make you a badass. Rain, mud, sand, water, cold, dead of night? Psssh. Whatevs. Bring it!
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And if you keep riding long enough you may reach the point of enlightenment where you go full Honey Badger. You think the honey badger cares? It doesn’t give a shit.
5. They’ll Take You to the Moon, Past the Second Star to the Right and Straight on ‘Til Morning
True story.
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How About You?
What fun facts have you learned along the way?