Men are From Mars. That’s It.

Last weekend my hubs Kenny was away with the guys doing the PA Grand Canyon 300. It’s a weekend-long adventure ride hosted by the Pine Barrens Adventure Camp. We couldn’t shuffle our schedules around to both be able to go, so I stayed at home holding down the fort.

As with any modern couple, we keep in touch throughout the days we’re apart sending texts and pictures. He sends me stuff like this:

And in return, I send him updates on the stuff that I’m doing. Stuff like this, which I captioned “Surprise!” Because you know, it looks like it’s attending the world’s happiest Jurassic birthday party:

A few hours later, I got a text back from Kenny:


Did I buy a raptor? Did I buyyyyyy a raptor?! I swear to God, sometimes it’s like he doesn’t know me at all. I’m totally a Brontosaurus née Apatosaurus née Brontosaurus kinda girl!


Rachael is the whimsical writer behind the 20+ year old Girlie Motorcycle Blog. As a freelance blogger, she is on a mission to inspire laughter, self-examination, curiosity, and human connection. Girlie Motorcycle Blog can be found on several Best Motorcycle Blog lists.

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3 Responses

  1. OG says:

    Raptors are useful for local stuff, the Brontosaurs are really more of a touring rig

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