“Yeah, those e-cigs are tied to popcorn lung.”
“Popcorn lung? What the hell is that?”
“Really? You’ve never heard of popcorn lung? It’s some horrible lung disease that a bunch of people who worked in plants that made microwave popcorn got. Something to do with inhaling whatever chemicals they used to make the butter flavor.”
“Ughhhh, nooooo. Sounds gross.
That’s funny. You always bring microwave popcorn home for me when you go to the store. Extra butter… you never seem to want any.”
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you discover that your spouse is playing the long con. Year in, year out they soldier on with their diabolical snackfood ruse. “Let’s watch a movie” he says. “I’ll make you some popcorn – extra butter,” he says. 😕 😆
Annnnnd just to keep things motorcycle-y, look at this: