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All the News that Fits: Let Them Eat Cake Edition

All the News that Fits: Let Them Eat Cake Edition

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This image has been sitting on my camera roll since January 26, 2020. I was sitting in the airport when I popped open my phone to read the news, and this is what I was presented with ~ two stories perfectly woven together in a symphony of scrumtrulescence.

Have you ever read a more inspiring string of words than “shoveled the lamington into her mouth with no restraint”?

See? Now, THIS is the level of writing that I aspire to! Pure mastery.

Someday.

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