Giant Chicken Army

This big ole bird is the quintessential giant chicken army vet. Look at him in his perfect white livery with red comb and yellow kickers. You and I both know if he felt like getting sassy after getting drunk on some bourbon barbecue sauce that split rail fence would be ...

This big yellow bird crossed my path unexpectedly when I needed to stop at a gas station after visiting Nitro Girl and the Magnolia muffler man. I pulled in to the Royal Farms and there he was! Where to find this fiberglass rooster Giant Chicken Army New Jersey Side Quest: ...

February 2025 The last time I'd seen this rooster, he was rocking a t-shirt like a cool guy. That was seven years prior. All things considered, he isn't looking too bad. There was definitely some newer damage to his wing and tail feathers but what can you do? Exposing your ...

8762 Highway 27 - Waynesburg, Kentucky - October 2024 This photo had been lingering in my camera roll for some time. I passed this Giant Chicken Army Mobile Unit serendipitously while on my way elsewhere. Unfortunately, I never made the effort to jot down where. Cue: A Google Map Expedition ...

People have scoffed, nee mocked! the idea of a giant chicken army, out there amassing on the byways of America. But ladies and gentlemen, how much more evidence do you need? The rooster battalion grows by the day. Case evidence: TN250515 Ro-Ho You’ve been warned. Ciderville Music2836 Clinton Hwy, Powell, ...

The American Southwest is home to many a giant fiberglass rooster. It’s not entirely unexpected when as I’ve posited before that these feathered beasts are clearly amassing a Giant Chicken Army. This handsome gent who is in very fine nick roosts atop the aptly named Red Rooster Bar in Moapa ...

The muffler man of Mentone, California stands watch over the desert valley from behind a fence in someone's front yard. The plaque on his middle, like an ersatz giant belt buckle says "Outboard Inn, Mentone Beach." With his baseball bat at the ready it seems like he's ready to rough ...

Wouldn't you know it? I had myself another run-in with a member of the Giant Chicken Army. At the end of January, I flew to California to do a little ride about. While cruising along Route 66 for a spell, I decided to stop in to the museum that now ...

Don't sleep on the Giant Chicken Army. I've warned you all before but it's the same old story. No one does anything until it's too late. While heading towards the Dragon in October, I encountered another mobilized soldier, but this time the scaly legged critter was in uniform. Or... disguise ...

My route back home to Long Island from Catoosa, Oklahoma in October of 2016 bumbled along Route 66. At the time I remember feeling like I was moving too fast, that I wasn't taking enough time to linger. I don't know why that happens but it does. You long for ...

It's been a while since I posted any news from the front lines of the Giant Chicken Army. But that is about to change, my friend. On Route 6 in the town of Wyalusing, Pennsylvania I stumbled across a mass-gathering of the feathered fiends. Behold! Sweet holy moly. Stumbled across ...

For someone who never goes anywhere and never does anything, I managed to go a few places and do a few things on my motorcycle in 2015. In those travels, I saw firsthand some of the amassing giant chicken army. Nescopeck, PA: Charleroi, PA - The greatest parking space in the ...

Sometimes I will pull up a favorite in my GPS and follow it on a whim. That isn't to say that occasionally before I arrive at whatever place I'm going to that I don't think to myself, "what the hell are you doing?" Shortly before ending up at Tim's Secret ...

During the weekend of August 8-9, 2015 I rode in the inaugural Hammy's Experimental Rallies 24-Hour Titan Quest. A flag and bonus photo rally that highlighted Muffler Men, Giant Chickens and Whispering Giants. You can read about it here: Big Time Muff : Riding the Titan Quest 24-Hour Rally ...

Could the giant chicken be the most popular fiberglass animal around? It seems like they're everywhere. Unless, as Ive speculated before, it is the same one donning different disguises and following me around. That fiend! Have you seen any of these big cluckers around in your travels? There really should ...

Giant Chicken Army. It's a thing. It's either that or one rogue bird that keeps following me. And he's taking the long way 'round because he lies in wait at the places I'm going before I get there. And that makes him a little bit like Chuck Norris AND a ...

The temperature crept up to nearly 70 degrees today. That's kind of unusual for a November day. You bet your boots I was only too happy to load my monkey Chloe into the Ural and go for a ride. We were heading to Chloe's favorite comic book shop but she ...

Fun Things to do on Long Island One of the best things to do while visiting our shores is check out our Long Island Roadside Attractions! Many people know Long Island as home to beautiful beaches, the glamour of the Hamptons, quaint walkable towns, and wonderful wineries. But we are ...