HOW TO: Meet Tall, Handsome Men While Riding Your Motorcycle
Don’t forget to bring a friend for some extra excitement!
My How To guide for meeting tall, handsome men while riding your motorcycle.
Step One: Have a Motorcycle
OMG, seriously? You already have a motorcycle? Well then, you’re already part of the way there! Go you.
Step Two: Navigate to RoadsideAmerica.com
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Or, if you’re the extra fancy type, they have an iOS app for your phone. I find it particularly helpful while on the go. But, by all means – don’t listen to me. It’s not like I know a dang thing about finding weird stuff out there on the highways and byways.
While on the site or app, search for, drumroll, please… Muffler Men! Find one that’s close enough for you to ride to.
In the last couple of years, several of them have been on the move, from one state to another. It’s best to consult the oracle so you don’t get stood up on your date.
Now, don’t forget to write down directions, pin on a map, or stick a waypoint in your GPS for your newly found friend.
Step Three: Ride your Motorcycle to the Muffler Man
This very well could be the best part of your whole experience. They say it’s the journey, not the destination. I say, why can’t it be both?!
Step Four: Bask in the greatness of the Muffler Man
Some people might think, if you’ve seen one muffler man, you’ve seen ’em all. Some people are also idiots.
Though they were cast from the same mold, over time Muffler Men they’ve been repainted and repaired, customized and modified in ways that set them apart from their original look. I’ve seen some big guys with eyelashes, chest hair, unique clothing, or holding different objects. Like people, they’re the same but different.
Each time I visit a muffler man, it makes me happy. I have seen quite a few in many different states. Every visit is unique, be it from the journey I had to take to bask in the glory of the muffler man, or just the big guy himself. It’s always worth the trip.
Step Five: Share pictures of your date with the tall, handsome man
If you brought a friend, have them take your picture in classic muffler man stance with your new fiberglass buddy. Flying solo? Who doesn’t love seeing your motorcycle parked next to cool stuff?
Pictures or it didn’t happen, people.
Step Six: Be awesome and tell me about it!
Have you visited a muffler man? Did you have a fun time getting there? Tell me about it. Have a blog link, an Instagram link, or something else to share about a muffler man? Leave a comment below!
Miles and smiles, my friends.