The Wind Beneath My… Wings?
On Saturday while discussing the nuances of covert school farting techniques with my daughter, I said with a sense of unintended melancholy, “I guess high school kids don’t fart in school, do they? That’s the stuff of elementary school.” Chloe was quick to correct me. “They do it in the hallway. It stinks all the time.”
Curious, I pressed further. “But anyone walking behind you would know it was you!” To which she deadpanned, “that’s their problem.”
It’s a wonder the whole school doesn’t have pink eye.
In semi-related news, back in 2015 during the Void Rally 10, I triumphantly collected the FART bonus for 150 points while standing outside the Bedford Coffee Pot. A crowning achievement.
SMH…RIGHT outside my office window… 😀
😉 😀 “that’s your problem.”
Holy cow. Your daughter is high school age already?! Time is flying, Fuzz!
Yes, she’s a senior – heading off to college next year. It goes by in a blink.
Is she your youngest? Because nothing says ’round the world motorcycle trip’ like ‘all the kids just left home & I don’t have to make the time to ride anymore’.
Or maybe she can get a motorcycle licence, have a gap year & join you on the road for some hard core family bonding?
She’s my one and only. The future is mysterious. We shall see how things pan out…
LMAO!! I’d pay money for this stuff!!
My high school memories are a little blurry but I think the standard is whoever smelt it dealt it.
Kids these days… they figure the important shit out at such a tender age.