Never, Never Go To The Diner With a Murderous Gas Station Attendant

18-year old me in 1992. Stop laughing!

When I was a girl of about 18, I used to stop to fill up my car at the same full-service gas station often. Over time, it seemed that the guy who worked the pumps was glad to see me when I pulled in. He would chat me up as best he could with his limited English. Apparently flirting doesn’t require speaking the same language.

The attendant’s name was Raja. I knew this only because I read it off of his name tag as he gazed through my window, not because we’d ever formally introduced ourselves.

One summer night when my girlfriend and I were out cruising in her car, we stopped at the station where Raja worked. Somehow the conversation had moved in to a direction whose reasoning is lost to the cobwebs of my memory. I don’t recall who suggested it (I’m inclined to say it wasn’t me) but somehow we would be picking Raja up when his shift ended that night and going to the diner.

Uh… what?

During the hour or so that we had to kill before swinging by to pick him up, my friend and I had time to consider what we were doing. We were two giggling 18-year old girls picking up some strange 40-year old dude at 11:00 at night. The nagging voice of self-preservation began clearing its throat.

“Ahem. Yes, right then, ladies… This fellow with whom you can barely communicate is probably going to murder you in this very Ford Fairmont and no one will have any idea what happened.”

Right! Murderous gas station attendant! It happens all the time.

What we needed was a plan. And in our brilliance, the plan did not include simply not showing up to pick up the homicidal maniac who obviously pumped gas as a cover. No, that would be rude. What we would do instead was leave a trail of breadcrumbs in case the police needed a lead to go on. It made perfect sense.

We rummaged around in my friend’s car trying to find a scrap of paper. We would leave a note for the police in the glove compartment. Yes! Yes, that would be brilliant. Plus, the maniac would never think to look there after his murderous rage!

But we had to craft the note carefully so the authorities would be able to track down our killer. The police would sing our praises for being resourceful and our murderer would spend life behind bars.

When you’re riding shotgun as the passenger, the responsibility for writing notes to the police falls squarely in your lap. Thems the rules. And so I put pen to paper to avenge us…

“If we’re dead, we were with Raja.”

Right.

 

 

I guess you could say that writing with detail is something I’ve learned to do over time. 😏

 

 

 

Fuzzygalore

Rachael is the whimsical writer behind the 20+ year old Girlie Motorcycle Blog. As a freelance blogger, she is on a mission to inspire laughter, self-examination, curiosity, and human connection. Girlie Motorcycle Blog can be found on several Best Motorcycle Blog lists.

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16 Responses

  1. RichardM says:

    Nice picture! And you were ahead of your time keeping your notes to less than 140 characters…

  2. Stephen says:

    Wow! Big hair! LOL!

  3. Shybiker says:

    You slay me. Can’t wait to read your autobiography.

  4. Christine says:

    I love the way you write, then & now – but find myself somewhat curious as to what happened after you picked Raja up – I’m imagining an uneventful evening of boredom and you and your friend thinking thoughts of how you were going to ‘ditch’ him, and then I’m wondering if deep in his wallet he had a secret note explaining his ‘where about’s’ and ‘who his murderer’s may be’ – we all need to be 18, it’s the ‘school of life’.

    • Fuzzygalore says:

      I’m wondering if deep in his wallet he had a secret note explaining his ‘where about’s’ and ‘who his murderer’s may be’

      I keep coming back to this idea – so funny! 😀

  5. Ry Austin says:

    Fuzzygalore lookin’ sassay!

    And the ’90s… Those dear, dead ’90s… All big hair and big floppy bows and Guess jeans and Girbaud jeans and Dr. Martens, the higher the cut and the wilder the color the better, and denim overalls… For men too!… What the hell, are we old-timey farmers?!… Denim overalls (my brother still has his, and he wears them from time to time just to torment his wife).

    May the fashions of the ’90s forever rest in peace (though I’m afraid they haven’t).

    Imagine buying a used car and discovering a note like that in the glovebox. Would you laugh? Would you worry? Would you wonder?…

  6. Wuzzie one says:

    Time for a book……the stages of your life. Best seller coming up. Your gift for intrigue, humor and dialog are just outstanding. Love your writing.

  7. Rosie says:

    I cracked up when I saw the pic! Tears! Then I read the “Stop laughing!” under the picture that made me laugh harder 🙂 But I too fell victim to the big hair. How I loved my crimping iron.
    How the hell do you fit all that hair under a helmet anyway?? Lol!

    I don’t think Raja was there when you went back, he knew you guys were trouble 😉

    • Fuzzygalore says:

      Damn. I thought I looked good, too! 😀

      • Rosie says:

        You did look great! And still do 🙂
        I think I was really laughing at myself reminiscing on those days. I’ll have to find some old pics of myself. Then you can laugh your ass off at me!!!

        • Fuzzygalore says:

          sometimes it’s tempting to post old photos – the ones where you’re all serious and earnest, wearing warpaint, giant hair and in my case giant platform shoes. But then i remember… the internet is forever 😆

          I’ll be waiting for those texts 😉

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