Making Friends with Johnny Law

Officer: “Yo. We got reports of sexy bitches tearin’ shit up in here. That you?”

Me: “Seriously? Who ELSE could it be?”

Officer: “Word.”

Me: “That it?”

Officer: “Yeah.”

Me: “Peace out, playa.”

I’m paraphrasing.

Thankfully he didn’t want to see my license. Remember what happened the last time I got stopped by the cops? Eesh.

Fuzzygalore

Rachael is the whimsical writer behind the 20+ year old Girlie Motorcycle Blog. As a freelance blogger, she is on a mission to inspire laughter, self-examination, curiosity, and human connection. Girlie Motorcycle Blog can be found on several Best Motorcycle Blog lists.

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17 Responses

  1. Novos says:

    Is that OG on the Husky behind you?

  2. RichardM says:

    If you had on the cape he wouldn’t of even had to ask!

  3. Daniel Aldo says:

    This is cute and all, but cops still suck.

  4. Jess says:

    Awesomeness! I like your version much better than what was probably said!!! Looking good!

  5. Dar says:

    I bet he went back to the station and said “I saw Wonder Woman on her bike today” love that shirt. Fuzzy you truly are magnificent!

  6. Shybiker says:

    My dad was a cop. My brother was a cop. Our friends were all cops. I try to remember that when The Man is doing his duty. Glad your encounter was uneventful. I’d hate to read in Newsday that you went all Reese on him.

  7. GLantern says:

    Having a good experience with the law is always a nice change of pace. For some reason after reading that I also am imagining WuTang playing in the background, I don’t know why.

  8. Wayne Busch says:

    Well played. Around here, he’d likely be asking about the new GS water boxer. All the old dudes got em.

  9. OG says:

    He was polite and respectful, we were polite and respectful…everyone left happy.

    Hard to imagine asking for anything else.

  10. Matt says:

    Friendly cops! Whatever next?!
    Always best to stay on the right side of ’em though.

  11. Keith says:

    lol just saw this as I was checking out the site and thought it was hilarious. I’ve had a few run ins myself and it sucks when the cop doesn’t say ‘word’. That’s basically the most surefire way to know that your encounter is going to end well.

  12. Steve says:

    It’s always cool to see cops being friendly. That’s a pretty funny encounter.

  13. Sergei says:

    Friendly cops! Whatever next?!
    Always best to stay on the right side of ’em though.

  14. Clara Wong says:

    It’s always good to see cops friendly. That’s awesome.

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