Making Friends with Johnny Law

Officer: “Yo. We got reports of sexy bitches tearin’ shit up in here. That you?”
Me: “Seriously? Who ELSE could it be?”
Officer: “Word.”
Me: “That it?”
Officer: “Yeah.”
Me: “Peace out, playa.”
I’m paraphrasing.
Thankfully he didn’t want to see my license. Remember what happened the last time I got stopped by the cops? Eesh.
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