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Get a Load of This Big Brown Beaver

Sometimes you’re just riding along minding your own business and a 6ft beaver shows up. Happens all the time, right? I rolled up on this guy in Lee, Massachusetts.

“Is that a squirrel?” Kenny asked.

“No, it’s a beaver. It’s at Beaver Storage…. Maybe it’s a birrel?” I asked.

“It’s a squeaver,” Kenny deadpanned.

A squeaver, indeed.

The squeaver also looks like he’s got a too tight snowsuit on and can’t put his arms down. I think from here on in I will call him Randy.

The beave is actually on Roadside America. It sounds like he’s had a storied past but you know what? Big Beaver don’t give a dam! Okay, I’m leaving now…

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roadsidewonders
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This is … it’s … it’s … I can’t find words :) Love it.

Unfortunately, I’ll be singing Primus songs all night, though.

Gunnar
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Gosh, Beev…you used up all the best beaver puns.

Diane
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Hey Beav….Where’s Wally :)

Shybiker
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Ooww!! That joke hurt!

Ronman
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You’re killing me, pretty lady!

polarbear
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Somebody is missing their OSU (Oregon State University) shirt…What the hell is Benny doing way out east…1st game is Sept.1

Fuzzygalore
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It would be wrong to say someone’s beaver gets around, wouldn’t it?

Trobairitz
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Nice Beaver Fuzzy!

I think that’s all I’d better day. :-)

Fuzzy
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How YOU doin’? :lol:

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