How to Know When You Need New Motorcycle Boots
If you have to place a bag over the the tops of your motorcycle boots to stop the scent (which is something reminiscent of urine, paprika and natural gas) from suffocating you in your sleep … it may be time to replace them.
Made of the finest space age polymers, this is Kenny’s patented Hotel Room Boot Protection System:
I think I am going to have to INSIST he get new boots for Christmas this year. Whew!
mmmmm mental note….must remember to read Fuzzy’s blog posts after having lunch, not before…
love the description of the smell. 🙂
I wish we had smell-o-vision 😆
Holy moly I just envisioned the stench and you let them into your house >.< LOL!!
They are banished to the garage!
Actually, I leave them in the garage 🙂
They really just smell like natural gas. Oddly enough, my feet don’t smell in other shoes – but the combo of my extra strength manliness and the waterproof unbreathability of the smx-plus boots make for a vile concoction. Everytime I took them off in a hotel I wondered if they’d set off some hotel radon or monoxide detectors.
I’ve got two pair of those that live happily in the house…it’s gotta be you, Cruddy 😀
And it’s only been THOSE boots. I’ve never smelled anything quite like it ::eeesh::
LMAO. I was gonna recommend Aerostich’s “boot dogs” but perhaps cedar will have met its match here. :^)
It’d have to be a whole grove of trees… just sayin’.
My Sidis don’t smell yet………but my Ducati Tech Touring boots have to go to the top shelf at work so the only place the smell goes is straight to the ceiling. At home my fiance makes me put them outside or tucked in the back of the closet. Doesn’t mean you need new boots it just means they are well worn in!!
“…top shelf at work so the only place the smell goes is straight to the ceiling…”
😆 That’s some good science right there! 😆
No way don’t get new ones. I’ve replaced the soles twice on my vertigo rains (soles only cost 20 from motorcyclesuperstore) . That’s the sweet smell of the road baby, don’t ever get rid of that.
I’m not your friend anymore.
😆