Do Not Read This Post For New 2010 Honda VFR 1200 News

Do Not Read This Post For New 2010 Honda VFR 1200 News

It seems like the same old news circulates around the blogosphere these days. The same spy shots, the same hot stories about new bike models or the demise of old ones. There doesn’t always seem to be room in the motorcycle blog world for the little guy who doesn’t peddle up to the minute industry news to compete. Well damn it, I may not have any hot scoops, I may not be able to help you fix your fuel injection but what I can do is be snarky. So with that, I give you:

the hideous 2010 Honda VFR 1200

2010 Honda VFR 1200 Haiku

hideous land beast
ugly giant can mocks me
moshi moshi fug

Sixteen thousand clams
have you lost your blessed mind
no free centerstand

my poor eyes they burn
Interceptor waves goodbye
foul rancid dumpling

Please – Join me with some VFR haiku of your own below!


18 Replies to “Do Not Read This Post For New 2010 Honda VFR 1200 News”

  1. LOL! Too funny, I can’t resist.

    Runes and new Viffers
    together in the showroom:
    alone and unloved

    Could it be Shamu?
    No, it’s just a VFR
    slogging down the lane

  2. I have a soft spot
    for that which you make fun of
    I’ve owned two of them

    A nose like a pug
    With continent sized fairings
    I would still ride it

    Maybe I’m foolish
    And it’s really that ugly
    I drank the kool-aid

    The gear driven cams
    Gave the VFR it’s sound.
    Until the fifth-gen.

  3. @novos: I’m assuming you own two real VFRs, unless you’re from the future. Are you? The “new” VFR is a shadow of its former glory. Thus, the mocking.

  4. Not a haiku but how about Fishbone lyrics?

    U-G-L-Y you ain’t got no alibi, you’re just ugly
    Cross my heart, hope to die, stick a needle in my eye,
    you’re just ugly
    U-G-L-Y you ain’t got no alibi, you’re just ugly
    U-G-L-Y you ain’t got no alibi, you’re just ug, ugly
    ugly

    With a Vtec yet. Pff.

  5. die voorkant is leliker as ‘n ou vrou se poes!

    [edit] Fuzzygalore:
    Good thing I have a friend who speaks Dutch:
    ‘That front looks uglier than an old woman’s p***y’.
    How charming!

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