Dollar Store Haiku: The Sequel

They make me afraid
scary pink turtleneck wangs
too close to the bums
why have they made you
eerily looming above
ceramic penis
oh sweet dollar store
your treasures always amaze
one hundred pennies
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They make me afraid
scary pink turtleneck wangs
too close to the bums
why have they made you
eerily looming above
ceramic penis
oh sweet dollar store
your treasures always amaze
one hundred pennies
Comments
So, umm, how many did ya buy?