The Posted Rules in the Deal’s Gap Bathroom
You can look at these rules and really laugh. Blurt out a nice hearty chuckle at their rediculous absurdity. That is of course, until you realize that each one of them was written becase people do those things.
The rules in the men’s room at the Gap. One of my spies grabbed this for me. He shall be known here forth as Secret Squirrel.

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Awesome – Damn Del, I think we have to make the trip sooner than next year!
You know, i was thinking that very same thing this morning. I was pouring my coffee and thinking, Wow, next year is so far away! Why can’t i go this year AND next year?!
I think you CAN!
So the wind-up is working then?! ;op