Son of a crap, I am just about to freak the hell out. The cold weather… its ‘;gots’; ta go! Remind me of this when I am complaining about the heat melting my gelatinous buttocks in mid August. If there is one thing that I hate more than the cold, its the heat! I know. There is no pleasing me. But, I like to believe that my difficult nature is part of my charm. No? Well,… whatever.

Its really sad. I am becoming more acutely aware that I’m not really ‘;young’; anymore. Shit. How did that happen? How did I become ‘;the nice lady’; or ‘;yes, ma’am’;. Dang. If anyone is looking for me later, I’ll be under the wheels of a bus.